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Get ready to blow out the most tactical birthday candles ever created! These aren t your run-of-the-mill candles, oh no. These are the legendary green army men, ready to defend your cake with their lives (or at least until the frosting starts melting). Each soldier stands at attention, wick blazing, prepared to make your birthday not just a celebration, but a full-scale cake combat zone.

Crafted with military precision (we re talking Pentagon-approved), these candles will outlast any party shenanigans—rain, wind, tantrums. Heck, we’re pretty sure they could survive a minor explosion. Plus, they add an undeniable toughness to your cake—because what says another trip around the sun better than a bunch of highly trained soldiers lighting up the battlefield that is your birthday?